
Escape Room Simulation Experience
Coming Soon: Break Out of Bureaucracy, If You Dare!
Ever wondered what it’s like to escape a secure detainment facility in a reptile-infested swamp? Now you can try it yourself, without the risk of federal charges!
- Navigate a simulated intake center with only a broken iPad and a copy of the U.S. Immigration Code.
- Avoid tripwires, crocodiles, and that one security guard who’s a little too into this.
- Try to forge travel documents using a crayon and three Hot Cheetos.
- If you make it to the airstrip in under 30 minutes, you win… a one-way ticket back to where you started.
DISCLAIMER: The Escape Room Simulation is metaphorical and entirely virtual. Real attempts to leave Alligator Alcatraz will be met with “nature.”