Escape Room Simulation Experience

Coming Soon: Break Out of Bureaucracy, If You Dare!

Ever wondered what it’s like to escape a secure detainment facility in a reptile-infested swamp? Now you can try it yourself, without the risk of federal charges!

  • Navigate a simulated intake center with only a broken iPad and a copy of the U.S. Immigration Code.
  • Avoid tripwires, crocodiles, and that one security guard who’s a little too into this.
  • Try to forge travel documents using a crayon and three Hot Cheetos.
  • If you make it to the airstrip in under 30 minutes, you win… a one-way ticket back to where you started.

DISCLAIMER: The Escape Room Simulation is metaphorical and entirely virtual. Real attempts to leave Alligator Alcatraz will be met with “nature.”