Dining & Cuisine

Taste the Swamp. Savor the Security.

Staff Mess Hall (Restricted Access) – Not open to tourists, but you can stand outside and smell regret.

Rotating menu includes:

• Creamed Patriot Hash

• Freedom Loaf

• Unseasoned Choices with a side of Detention

Gator Bites Food Truck (Unofficial. Mobile. May Not Exist.)

Spotted semi-monthly near the highway. Specialties include:

• Swamp Tacos

• Python Pepper Nachos

• Deportation-Themed Popsicles (“Red, White & Barred”)

Vending Machine Gastronomy

Located near the Visitor Turnaround Zone. Accepts:

• Quarters
• Expired tokens
• Moral compromise