Welcome Sign & Motto

Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz – “You’ll Leave When Nature Lets You.”

A place where freedom is theoretical and the fence line is non-negotiable.

Upon arrival, you’ll pass the official swampstone monument engraved with our guiding values:

• Redundancy (in power, wire, and messaging)

• Deterrence (primarily reptilian)

• Logistics (because freedom isn’t free, it’s scheduled)

Be sure to stop for a photo at our FEMA-Approved Welcome Arch, flanked by floodlights and a nesting pair of spoonbills.