
Testimonials from Staff and Wildlife
“I came here to do paperwork. I stayed because the airboats sank.”
-Clarissa M., Junior Intake Processor
“Honestly? Better cafeteria than Tampa.”
-Private 2nd Class Zane M., Fence Watch Rotation C
“Hisssss.”
-Eastern Coral Snake, Camera 37-F
“We don’t own the swamp. The swamp owns us.”
-Security Analyst Paul T., while crying near the generators