Trip Reviews

What Visitors (and Unintentional Guests) Are Saying About Alligator Alcatraz

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I came for the airboat tour and accidentally got processed. Best involuntary staycation ever!”-Chad from Ohio

⭐⭐⭐ “No postcards, no bathrooms, and I think a panther stole my cooler. Would give 4 stars if the snakes weren’t so judgey.” -Karen W.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Alligator Alcatraz truly captures the spirit of modern America: air-conditioned authoritarianism with a side of wildlife.” -Brooklyn dad blogging under @GatorGulag

⭐⭐ “Went to take a selfie at the gate. Left without my drone and possibly a cousin.” -Anonymous

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The razor wire sparkles beautifully at sunset. I wept.” -Kyle D., amateur photographer / libertarian prepper

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “10/10. Would flee the country again.” -Javier, former detainee (currently back home)

⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Kids learned about borders, predators, and due process. And I didn’t have to buy Disney tickets.” -Tina from Tampa