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Let’s face it: Florida’s got a lot of open space, but not every location screams “detain them here and nowhere else.” Why not use an abandoned Walmart? Too obvious. A cruise ship? Too buoyant. A swamp full of apex predators and 110mph wind-resistant tents? Just right. In this post, we dive deep (not too deep—the gators … Read more
July 1, 2025 will go down in Everglades history, somewhere between “invasive python discovered eating a lawn mower” and “airboat parade canceled due to military jet traffic.” Yes, it’s official: Alligator Alcatraz is open for… business? Detainment? Confused tourism? All of the above. Nestled deep within the swampy embrace of the Big Cypress National Preserve and … Read more